Texas Scientists Given Green Light To Use Sex Offenders For Medical Research

Sutton County, TX) – Hundreds of violent and predatory sex offenders are being transferred from multiple correctional facilities all over Texas to a specialized medical research facility where they will spend the rest of their lives being used as subjects in medical experimentation and testing.

Absence of Women in Tech Industries is a Myth

(National Report) – Twitter, the social networking company, recently had to use more than 140 characters to explain the absence of women on the 7 man board of directors. The result has been a misconstrued national conversation on why so few women are leading in the tech industries.

NASA Miscalculates Asteroid Path; Japanese Scientists Predict Earth Impact - See more at: http://nationalreport.net/nasa-miscalculates-asteroid-path-japanese-scientists-predict-earth-impact/#sthash.LoZIvnNR.dpuf

Scientists from the Japanese Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) have announced that NASA made a crucial miscalculation in their prediction that asteroid 2013 TV135 will miss Earth.

Catholic Church Canonizes iPhone 5s

In an unprecedented traditional upturn by the Vatican, the Catholic church has canonized the first artificial intelligence device in history: the iPhone 5s. The Congregation for the Causes of Saints -the committee that oversees determinations of sainthood within the church- had the privilege of testing the beta versions of the sleek, newly released iPhone 5s approximately four weeks ahead of the general public.

The True Cost in Damages & How Much to Re-build Obamacare Website Now Coming Out - See more at: http://nationalreport.net/true-cost-damages-much-re-build-obamacare-website-now-coming/#sthash.yX6bkGO2.dpuf

By Nigel J. Covington III

Editor in Chief

<National Report> The $394,000,000 Obamacare website HealthCare.gov that the American people paid for is officially broken. Good thing Congress acted in the best interest of the American people by approving the new debt deal which has no debt ceiling and will not be re-negotiated again until February. That’s three months of having the most free-wheeling big spending president in history handing out blank checks signed by the American people.

Arkansas Department of Education to Approve Text Book That Defines Gays as New Species - See more at: http://nationalreport.net/arkansas-department-education-approve-text-book-defines-gays-new-species/#sthash.jYFsCa57.dpuf

<NationalReport>Little Rock, AR-The Department of Education in Little Rock, Arkansas announced today that they would be approving a new high school level biology textbook that includes a new species on the tree of life: Homo homosexualis. Department of Education officials stated that the reclassification was simply driven by the definition of a species. The Board of Education issued the following statement about the decision:

The Assam Rape Festival In India Begins This Week

Assam, INDIA — Men in India are already beginning to celebrate as the annual Assam Rape Festival is just days away. Every non-married girl age 7-16 will have the chance to flee to safety or get raped.